April 2011
“There isn’t enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my...”
– Dr. Sheldon Cooper
-The Big Bang Theory
March 2011
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“You’re a human being, you live once and life is wonderful, so eat the damn red...”
– Emma Stone | On the pressure to be thin in Hollywood (via sporkula)
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That awkward moment when you think of something...
itmightbemycharm:
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I GOT INTO BEAT GENERATION
Course selection was today at 7 a.m. and there’s this one upper-level Honors English course being offered that everyone wants/needs to take (because honors English majors need a certain amount of honors upper level English courses and they hardly ever offer those) There is one class of this course, and it has 20 seats.
…And my roommate and I both got in!
I am thrilled with my...
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Lorelai: I think I'm dating Luke.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
Rory: But how? When?
Lorelai: I went with him to his sister's wedding, and it was really nice. We had a really good time. We laughed a lot, and we ate, and then we danced.
Rory: Danced? How?
Lorelai: We pop-locked.
Rory: Was it a fast dance, slow dance, group dance?
Lorelai: It was a slow dance. What is "group dance?"
Rory: The hustle, the hora.
Lorelai: No hustle, no hora. It was a slow dance -- a waltz. Luke can waltz.
Rory: Luke can waltz?
Lorelai: Luke can WALTZ.
Rory: Look how you just said, "Luke can waltz."
Lorelai: What, I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Luke can waltz.
Rory: That sounded more like, "I'm surprised I still have my clothes on."
Rory: Did you say yes?
Lorelai: When?
Rory: To the movie. Did you say yes?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: That sounds like dating to me.
Lorelai: But maybe he didn't mean it as a date thing. Maybe he just needed to get out of the house, and since I'm currently one of the women sitting home, thinking, "If I could only find a man like Aragorn," he picked me.
“There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people...”
– Ryan Adams (via nedhepburn)
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Watching Big Bang Theory and eating...
Crackers left:1
Grapes left: 3 (actually four but I’m not counting the mushy one)
Cheese cubes left: 3
I have a flower in my hair and I talked to so many friends today and life is beautiful. =)
To all the fellas out there with ladies to...
mishasteaparty:
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Replacing the word "wand" with "penis" in Harry...
logicalplace:
“Your penis, Lucius, I require your penis”
“Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a penis anymore”
“Stroking the snake’s snout with his penis-free hand”
“He’s a penismaker!…He made your penis!”
“Yaxley thrust his penis back under his cloak with a snort”
“As the pain from Harry’s scar forced his eyes shut, his penis acted of his own accord. He felt it drag his hand around...
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Just found out that 'gif' is pronouced 'jif' and I...
My sister came across this factoid while studying for her test on data files (or something like that- she’s an IT major) and called me to let me know that I’ve been pronouncing it wrong.
I feel like everyone else probably already knew this and a few friends and I have just been sounding stupid when we mention ‘giff’ files.
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In the Australian language 'Dyirbal,' traditional...
Things I learn while studying for Linguistics
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I think my self-esteem is taking a nap
I just want it to be 5:30 already so I can go to knitting club and crochet a bunch of flowers and feel better.
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Watching 'Shakespeare in Love' while writing a...
SO MUCH SHAKESPEARE
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carriemp asked: I saw your post on facebook about Meyer's Brigg's personality types and actually laughed out loud. I'm obsessed too! My family and I all took the test on the car ride home from my grandparent's house this Christmas. =]
“I think it would be nice to be able to wear extravagant hats, and gloves, and...”
– Dita Von Teese (via nataliecrack)
I like dressing up! What’s wrong with that?
(via whatisreal)
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Watching 'He's Just Not That Into You' with the...
And I think that if I’m ever in a situation where I’m freaking about because a guy doesn’t call me, I’m gonna rationalize that he ‘probably lost my hut number or got eaten by a lion.’
