There isn’t enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my...– Dr. Sheldon Cooper -The Big Bang Theory
You’re a human being, you live once and life is wonderful, so eat the damn red...– Emma Stone | On the pressure to be thin in Hollywood (via sporkula)
That awkward moment when you think of something...
I GOT INTO BEAT GENERATION
Course selection was today at 7 a.m. and there’s this one upper-level Honors English course being offered that everyone wants/needs to take (because honors English majors need a certain amount of honors upper level English courses and they hardly ever offer those) There is one class of this course, and it has 20 seats. …And my roommate and I both got in! I am thrilled with my...
Lorelai: I think I'm dating Luke.
Lorelai: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
Rory: But how? When?
Lorelai: I went with him to his sister's wedding, and it was really nice. We had a really good time. We laughed a lot, and we ate, and then we danced.
Rory: Danced? How?
Lorelai: We pop-locked.
Rory: Was it a fast dance, slow dance, group dance?
Lorelai: It was a slow dance. What is "group dance?"
Rory: The hustle, the hora.
Lorelai: No hustle, no hora. It was a slow dance -- a waltz. Luke can waltz.
Rory: Luke can waltz?
Lorelai: Luke can WALTZ.
Rory: Look how you just said, "Luke can waltz."
Lorelai: What, I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Luke can waltz.
Rory: That sounded more like, "I'm surprised I still have my clothes on."
Rory: Did you say yes?
Rory: To the movie. Did you say yes?
Rory: That sounds like dating to me.
Lorelai: But maybe he didn't mean it as a date thing. Maybe he just needed to get out of the house, and since I'm currently one of the women sitting home, thinking, "If I could only find a man like Aragorn," he picked me.
There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people...– Ryan Adams (via nedhepburn)
Watching Big Bang Theory and eating...
Crackers left:1 Grapes left: 3 (actually four but I’m not counting the mushy one) Cheese cubes left: 3 I have a flower in my hair and I talked to so many friends today and life is beautiful. =)
To all the fellas out there with ladies to...
Replacing the word "wand" with "penis" in Harry...
logicalplace: “Your penis, Lucius, I require your penis” “Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a penis anymore” “Stroking the snake’s snout with his penis-free hand” “He’s a penismaker!…He made your penis!” “Yaxley thrust his penis back under his cloak with a snort” “As the pain from Harry’s scar forced his eyes shut, his penis acted of his own accord. He felt it drag his hand around...
Just found out that 'gif' is pronouced 'jif' and I...
My sister came across this factoid while studying for her test on data files (or something like that- she’s an IT major) and called me to let me know that I’ve been pronouncing it wrong. I feel like everyone else probably already knew this and a few friends and I have just been sounding stupid when we mention ‘giff’ files.
In the Australian language 'Dyirbal,' traditional...
Things I learn while studying for Linguistics
I think my self-esteem is taking a nap
I just want it to be 5:30 already so I can go to knitting club and crochet a bunch of flowers and feel better.
Watching 'Shakespeare in Love' while writing a...
SO MUCH SHAKESPEARE
carriemp asked: I saw your post on facebook about Meyer's Brigg's personality types and actually laughed out loud. I'm obsessed too! My family and I all took the test on the car ride home from my grandparent's house this Christmas. =]
I think it would be nice to be able to wear extravagant hats, and gloves, and...– Dita Von Teese (via nataliecrack) I like dressing up! What’s wrong with that? (via whatisreal)
Watching 'He's Just Not That Into You' with the...
And I think that if I’m ever in a situation where I’m freaking about because a guy doesn’t call me, I’m gonna rationalize that he ‘probably lost my hut number or got eaten by a lion.’